two teaspoonfuls of sugar

coffee tastes especially good after staying up the whole night. i do not have any homework or anything to do, i was just drawing and then when i looked out the window the sun is out already. so i decided not to sleep.

i decided to make my own fantasy pirate crew. i call them the runaway pirates. simply because they've all made some sort of stupid mistake in the past and is now running away from the marines who want to catch them and throw them in jail for good. well, most of them, that is.

CAPTAIN --- SETO RODIN (21)



bounty: 8 million beri
ability: unknown
info: was once an apprentice to chief advisor tsuru (the old hag in ch.234). recruited by the marine because of his intelligence, and was trained to become a battle tactician. infamous for always beating chief advisor tsuru in "go" and successfully nailing every single chick in the marine base with his charm and good look. this is with the exception of tashigi (she's never around), chief advisor tsuru (too old), and hina (seto got bitchslapped everytime). 8 million beri bounty was put on his head after seto implemented his flawless plan to take naked pictures of hina in the shower. plan was flawless; hina never knew about it, until seto opened a booth and started selling these naked pictures to marine guys. seto is now on the run from hina who can't wait to cut his head off. seto still keeps a copy of hina's naked picture; it is now pinned on the wall of his bedroom as one of his greatest achievement. despite a captain, no one knows what ability seto possesses, as he never fights. he sits, watches, and gives direction. after all, he has natural ability as a tactician. his first-mate does all the fighting for him. seto also navigates the ship.

FIRST MATE --- LASS DARRIG (9)



bounty: 7 million beri
ability: iwa iwa fruit (rock)
info: lass is an insomniac who one day accidentally ate the iwa iwa fruit. he has the ability to make rocks out of any parts of his body. even his spit can turn into rock. despite young, lass has been traveling with seto long enough to know seto inside out. he does most of the fight for seto. with his iwa iwa ability and seto's strategy, this pair has never been defeated. but then again, they have yet to arrive at grandline. lass loves beer; it doesn't get him drunk, but it's somewhat like a soda to him. lass had a 7 million bounty put on his head because one time when he was 6 he accidentally fell asleep after a week with no sleep, and he stumbled off a cliff, landing on a marine sergeant who was partying down there and broke the sergeant's neck. other marines were trying to shoot him, but because his body is as hard as a rock, he got away safely.

CHEF --- ENDOH KAZUKI (32)



bounty: 10,000 beri
ability: skillful at throwing knives
info: the chef of this crew used to sell fish in a small island in west blue. he usually attracted customers by showing them his skills with knives. he got a small 10,000 beri bounty put on his head after the marines found out that he's selling rotten fish, smeared with "FRESHFISH" powder so the customer wont notice the nasty smell. his knife skills attracted a marine officer into buying his fish, and the night after the officer was hospitalized for food poisoning. endoh is now on the run from angry marine officers.

SHIPWRIGHT --- KAKU (23)



bounty: none
ability: speed and agility
info: meh, i'm not oda. he's just my favorite of all the shipwrights in water7.

SWORDSMAN(or woman) --- SHALEENA XARIA (19)



bounty: 9 million beri
ability: expert in using double bladed sword (too bad there's no lightsaber in one piece)
info: shaleena was once a student from a small dojo. she then decided to travel around and meet up with other swordsman. not to defeat them, but to test out their skills and improve hers. although skillful, shaleena is extremely clumsy. she accidentally cut off the head of the dog of a marine officer and had a 9 million bounty put on her head. she is now on the run from angry marine officers, and marine dogs. she does not wear bras.

DOCTOR --- FRANZ DEL'AMO (37)



bounty: 2 million beri
ability: expertise in medicine and surgery. also plastic surgery.
info: this skillful doctor is currently on the run from angry patients from a marine base he had been using for money. like most doctors, he cures them of their illnesses, but he did not forget to put somekind of other virus or bacteria on them that will make sure they come back within 2-3 weeks for another treatment. his malpractice went smoothly until one day he forgot to replace the label of the drug from "extremely dangerous" to "completely safe." a marine apprentice saw that and started spreading the truth. a marine officer put 2 million bounty on his head for malpractice.

SHARPSHOOTER #1 --- MILLA JOVOVICH (29)



bounty: none
ability: T-virus that mutates in perfect synchronization with her cell, giving her monstrous ability.
info: this hot chick from resident evil has got to be a part of my crew. she's the only reason my roommate and i paid $7 to watch that movie. she was naked in both movies, too. despite having no boobs, she's still hot. plus, she's russian, so she's in.

SHARPSHOOTER #2 --- SIENNA GUILLORY (29)



bounty: none
ability: blue tube top and tight skirt. she also kicks ass.
info: this other hot chick from resident evil apocalypse plays jill valentine, and her sharp look turns me on. so she's in.

now i need to make the jolly roger. wanna know why me roger is so jolly?