stupidly funny, funnily stupid

you know how stores like officemax or officedepot have walls made of glass? well, there's a reason NOT to wipe them up TOO clean.

david and i still need to punk someone. this should be a good idea.

ever heard of the saying "dogs are men's best friends?" well, that's not the case with a cat. they can bite you in the ass. literally. that gets me thinking. why would one want to adopt a cat?

animal cruelty is fine, but infant cruelty?

WTF??

if you ever get to be a news reporter, TAKE THE VAN.

pingpong has never been so much entertaining. oh, and this isn't the black screen pingpong.

props to the chinese. go chinamen!

our beloved governor in japan. omg that guy has so much free time in his hands.

perfect timing to screw up your romantic moments. they will remember that for the rest of their lives.

please don't smoke. you can hack more than just some nasty shit.

i wish i have my own band singing my background music all the time.

do not underestimate what a bunch of horns can do.