weird-ass mofos

i'm gonna be living with 2 weird mofos next year

one of them is called DAVID by default and apparently the only thing he has in mind is fire and smoke. anything burning, really.

the other one is called SAM by chance and like everyone knows, the only thing he has in mind is alcohol, alcohol, and alcohol.

i foresee a shitload of problems coming up next year. like regular visits from cops and firemen because someone is drinking in public or blue thick smoke coming out from our chimney.

i'll probably end up getting a call from sam asking me to pick him up from the detox again, and from david asking bail money.
it'll be great.