Thursday, April 08, 2004

G.I.R.L.S

here's how i voted in the AS student election:
__whenever i see jenn pae, i voted for her.
__whenever i see one girl running against one or a bunch of guys, i voted for the girl.
__whenever i see more than one girl running for the same position, i voted abstain.
__whenever i see guys, any number of guys, running for the same position, i voted abstain too.

girls are taking over the world soon, if not, eventually.
there will come a day when all men shall be slaves to girls.
a day when men are not allowed to vote in presidential election.
a day when men are not allowed to run for office.
a day when men have to sit in the back of the bus.
a day when men will have to wear apron and make breakfast dinner and lunch for their wives.
a day when men will be forced to form "men against violence" group.
a day when men will have to learn how to defend themselves under threat of rape.
a day when men will sit and watch their wives play golf.
a day when it's okay for women to cheat on men but not the other way around.
a day when men are basically a property of women.

let's hope this day will never come, at least not during our lifetime.
but just in case it does, be friends with girls. that might your only chance of survival.

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