stupid sick and twisted people

this is what happens if you give a bunch of sick and twisted people a chatroom

[CTON]KHY'sRoommate> GOD I NEED DICK'
[BING]dunnowhat2type> wtf u guys are really weird
[CWRU]Plato2876> KHY'sRoommate, that's disgusting. Quit it.
[CTON]KHY'sRoommate> who out there is willing to let a 18 year old male, proficient in the art of filatio, suck their dick?
[CWRU]Penguin> man i wish my roommate was that sexualy active
[CWRU]Plato2876> *grumbles*
[BING]dunnowhat2type> no thanks
[CWRU]Penguin> sure!
[CTON]KHY'sRoommate> cmon you know you want it
[BING]dunnowhat2type> penguin would enjoy it tho
* [CWRU]Penguin takes out his wang
[CTON]KHY'sRoommate> roommate sucks the shit out of penguins small dick
[BING]dunnowhat2type> dammit pingu put that away
* [CWRU]Penguin starts casting his 18th level sexual goat spell
* [CWRU]Penguin takes out his robe and wizard hat
* [NU]m3tr0id takes note that this conversation has degraded to sub-stupidity and goes elsewhere
* [CWRU]Penguin conjures a lvl 4 sex elemental that does dc24 damage
[CWRU]Plato2876> Later, m3tr0id.
[NU]m3tr0id> peace
[CTON]KHY'sRoommate> casts level 1000 eroticism
[BING]dunnowhat2type> substupidity is pretty damn low
[CWRU]Plato2876> Yeah, and seen here far too often.
[BING]dunnowhat2type> damn pingu being so stupid
[CTON]KHY'sRoommate> ya i know what you mean, stupid pingu
* [CWRU]Penguin is stunned by the eroticism for 3 consecutive rounds
[CWRU]Penguin> stfu khy
* [CWRU]Penguin returns khy's spell with a lvl 10000 genital herpies
[CWRU]Penguin> take that bitch
[BING]dunnowhat2type> and khy and his disgusting roommate
[CTON]KHY'sRoommate> replies with level 100000000000000000000000000 penicilin, and in retaliaition casts level 99999E123456 shut the fuck up or i will beat your ass
[CWRU]Penguin> god damn you cant remove genital herpies bitch
[CWRU]Penguin> its there forever
[NU]Albums> hey, relax
[CTON]KHY'sRoommate> genital herpes isnt an STD, it is a state of mind
* [CWRU]Penguin casts lvl 100000 rubber condom to protect himself from future spells
[BING]dunnowhat2type> wahhhhhh
[CWRU]Penguin> bitch you cant do shit
[CWRU]Penguin> alright enough stupidity
[CWRU]Penguin> later folks