some sincere apologies

to God:
for not going to church this easter sunday
for making false promises
for not trying hard enough

to irene:
for not being there when you need someone to be
for not being a good listener
for retarded phone cards
for not replying your emails immediately

to the ERC girls:
for not visiting as often anymore
for not helping out to the best of my abilities

to jim:
for never finishing joe
for not getting addicted to zookeeper
for making naruto my #3 favorite manga

to sam:
for not doing dishes and not taking the trash out
for not being an alcoholic like you

to kristin:
for being a jerk
for giving up

to tin:
for..............................
wait, it should be you apologizing to me for all the bruises

to tara:
for being classified as a sexist

to aimee:
for the pats on your back

to my parents:
for unpleasant conversations over the phone

to david:
for having morals

to jason:
for screwing up your corny plans
for spoiling and making you read naruto manga

to valerie:
for being too nice?

to everyone else i can't name right now:
nah
if i can't even remember your name, chances are you won't remember mine either
and if so, then chances are you won't be reading this anyway
so no apologies go to you