aliens

i'd be damned if i don't post this right now.

sam told me that he'll settle for a hot woman as long as she's above 30 with chinky eyes and glasses.

and now he just told me that she also has to be an alien, just like sigourney weaver in alien resurrection.

and people wonder why i said the chances of anyone in this world getting laid is much bigger than sam getting a girlfriend. i mean it. ANYONE.

my roommate's beyond hopeless.