three pieces of chips and a coke can

i have in front of me, the blackest coffee i've ever had in my life. two teaspoonfuls of grind coffee, plus four that of sugar. yummy. go caffeine.

i just had the funniest phone conversation ever with someone. no names need be mentioned:

me: hello?
person: hey, can you pray for me?
me: what?
person: yeah, before you go to bed tonight, can you pray for me so that i can get an A?
me: er.. sure?
person: see, cuz i'm not a christian, and i don't have the magical power.
me: the.. what?
person: yeah, last time i prayed i didn't get what i wanted so i thought i'd ask since you have, you know, that magical power.
me: ......

wow. i'm magical, baby. *BLING BLING*