when nature doesn't get to screw me over,

it screws over someone else. like sam.

caedere: mother fucking shit
[e1n]: ?
caedere: the fucking buses are only on time when ur late
[e1n]: ha ha ha
[e1n]: isnt that good?
caedere: FUCK THEM ALL
[e1n]: i mean, if you're late already, and then the bus is late too
[e1n]: then you're even more screwed
caedere: no i came to the stop late
caedere: and the bus was online
caedere: *on time
caedere: so i missed it
[e1n]: ha ha ha
[e1n]: oh, that's waht you m eant
[e1n]: yeah, that's how nature works
[e1n]: AGAINST YOU
caedere: when i'm on time
caedere: it's at least 15 to 30 minutes late
[e1n]: ha ha ha
caedere: AT LEAST
[e1n]: dude
[e1n]: you have a CAR
[e1n]: use the damn thing
caedere: i just got a ticket parking at la jolla shores
[e1n]: HA HA HA
caedere: 2 hour zone
caedere: they never check that street
[e1n]: never, only when YOU parked there
caedere: and i was the only car that has a ticket on the wind shield when i got there
[e1n]: ha ha ha
[e1n]: that's awesome
[e1n]: since im not in SD
[e1n]: nature decided to screw YOU over
caedere: yes
caedere: i got ur yellow luck
[e1n]: sorry dude
[e1n]: gotta pass it on to someone
caedere: at least 10 gallons of extra gas wasted on stop lights
[e1n]: ahahhaha
[e1n]: that's lovely
caedere: come back
caedere: so ur the one who gets screwed over
[e1n]: 7 more weeks
[e1n]: just wait for it like i do
[e1n]: that's awesome sam
caedere: man

and sam still says the stupidest thing that just silenced everyone. some tall asian dudes just never learn.

[e1n]: btw
[e1n]: i got god of gamblers 3
[e1n]: flirting scholar
caedere: niceeeee
[e1n]: fight back to school 1, 2, 3
caedere: yeah i saw it on ur blog lol
caedere: wow
caedere: stephen chow marathon
[e1n]: oh yeah
[e1n]: seriously
[e1n]: im downloading these right now
[e1n]: tricky master
[e1n]: royal tramp 1 and 2
caedere: actually i prefer mara-thong better...
[e1n]: ..........
caedere: ha!
[e1n]: guys dont wear thongs, sam
caedere: no....i mean lots of lots of girls wearing thongs
caedere: 30 miles of them
[e1n]: oh....

how the hell are you supposed to respond to a statement like that? i feel like nero when franky decided to lie on his back.