if you know how to speak javanese,

>> Wong sing ORA JUJUR
Wong sing nek ngentut terus nyalahke wong liyo.

>> Wong GOBLOG
Wong sing ngempet ngentut sampai jam-2-an.

>> Wong sing JEMBAR WAWASAN'E
Wong sing ngerti kapan kudu ngentut.

>> Wong sing SENGSORO
Wong sing pengin banget ngentut ning ora iso ngentut.

>> Wong sing MISTERIUS
Wong sing nek ngentut wong liyo ora ono sing ngerti.

>> Wong sing GUGUPAN
Wong sing ujug-2 nyetop entute nek pas lagi ngentut.

>> Wong sing PERCOYO DIRI (PD)
Wong sing ngiro nek entute dhewe ambune mesti wangi.

>> Wong sing KEJEM (SADIS)
Wong sing nek ngentut terus dikibasno nang koncone.

>> Wong sing ISINAN
Wong sing nek ngentut terus ke'isinan dhewe.

>> Wong sing STRATEGIS
Wong sing nek ngentut ning ngarep'e wong lio iso nylamurke entut'e nganti
wong lio ora kepikiran maneh.

>> Wong sing BODHO
Wong sing nek bar ngentut terus ambegan njero-2 dienggo ngganti entute
sing metu.

>> Wong sing GEMI
Wong sing nek ngentut metune diatur sethithik-2.

>> Wong sing SOMBONG
Wong sing seneng ngambu entute dhewe.

>> Wong sing RAMAH
Wong sing seneng ngambu entute wong liyo.

>> Wong sing ORA RAMAH
Wong sing nek ngentut malah mendhelik lan ngamuk-2.

>> Wong sing KE-KANAK-2-AN
Wong sing senenge ngentut nang njero banyu ben iso ngematno munine
blekuthuk-2.

>> Wong sing ATLETIS
Wong sing nek ngentut karo ngeden.

>> Wong JUJUR
Wong sing ngakoni nek awak'e bar ngentut.

>> Wong PINTER
Wong sing iso niteni ambune entut wong lione.

>> Wong SIAL
Wong sing dientuti terus karo wong lio.

>> Wong sing KURANG KONTROL DIRI
Wong sing nek ngentut mesthi katutan ampase.

>> Wong sing ORA IKHLAS
Nggak mambu entute dewe wong liya sing mambu muring- 2.

>> Wong sing GEMI
Wong sing menowo ngentut metune swara entut di-endat-2 dadi ping 7.

>> Wong sing SOK AMAL
Wong sing menowo ngentut metune dibrolno sak ampase.

>> Wong RA NGGENAH
Angger ngentut silite ditempeli terompet ben samsaya banter swarane.

>> Wong RA UMUM
Yen ngentut dilagokake.

>> Wong PENSIUNAN PRAJURIT
Yen ngentut di-penggak-2 kareben swarane kadya unining bedil.

>> Wong RA SABARAN
Wis ngueden methuthut ra muni entute malah bole sing metu.

>> Wong SOLO / YOGYA (mohon maaf untuk yang sering ke Solo !)
Entute aluun banget dawa lan sajak ndandang gulo.

>> Wong RADUWE GAWEAN
Ndiskusekake soal entut (kayata sing maca).

if you don't, well, that's too bad. those are actually pretty funny. oh how i missed talking javanese.