a desk and a glass of wine

i noticed that a man has the tendencies to speak (or type) before thinking after only a small amount of alcohol. man would be me, small amount would be a shot of vodka and a glass of wine. and here's the best part. no matter how many people you offended that night, as long as you start the conversation with "i just had some alcohol" and ended it with "i think im drunk," you'll never get in trouble. it's like that one moment sam started saying some gay shit and then managed a good save by claiming he was drunk.

it's been established. i am a hard liquor type of person. i took a shot of 80 proof vodka with sam and then claimed it was good with a big smile on my face. sam had a disgusted look on his face as he started jumping around looking for a chaser. vodka tastes good, i think. i like the burning feel that it gives you right after you chug it. once i chugged a two-shot glass, that was beautiful, almost like eternal flame.

pinot noir was bitter. and i thought it'd be sweet when i went to buy it with kristin. david bought merlot to celebrate his getting raped by mcat, and i have to say, merlot tastes better because it's less bitter. i should drink a glass of that merlot everyday. people say wine is good for your health.

on #3 of particle homework. there is no such thing as the l-neutrino. wtf, that's got to be a typo. mu-, tau-, and e-neutrino. that's all. stupid typo.

man, i want more wine.