zygoun

continue reading IF AND ONLY IF you're completely bored.

i needed some laugh, so i looked back to some recent conversations with sam, since either one of us usually say something stupid that makes both laugh.

keep in mind that sam and i are both typical college nerds whose thoughts and actions are directed toward getting laid or getting more booze.

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zygoun: and david was like "uh....i was gonna say "porn?" ...that sounds like ben again...?"
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha ha
EinZTeiN o07: i would say that
zygoun: and i was like "yeah...we need him here"
EinZTeiN o07: aww, im being missed
zygoun: yeah we need u to make all those stupid comments for us

EinZTeiN o07: that i'm less angry and ready to move on
zygoun: that's....good to hear
zygoun: start making more friends who are girls
zygoun: and bring them back to the appartment
EinZTeiN o07: you dont need me for that
zygoun: oh yeah
zygoun: unless ur bringin TA's
EinZTeiN o07: wtf

zygoun: shit
zygoun: that's so disgusting
zygoun: but ....it's not funny if it's not

zygoun: oh
zygoun: u know i'm meticulously clean
zygoun: worse than a gay guy

zygoun: and start cramming after i come back
zygoun: if milla's out i'll do something else
EinZTeiN o07: hahaha, dont get the magz all dirty

zygoun: now I can get a girlfriend and beat all you guys
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha ha
EinZTeiN o07: may i know who
zygoun: i do not know..hopefully they still ahve those mail in brides from russia

EinZTeiN o07: this is only my 7th post of the day
EinZTeiN o07: and blogger wont let me post
zygoun: lol lol lol
zygoun: blog's like "....dude...go get a life"
zygoun: hahahahaha
EinZTeiN o07: oh shut up
EinZTeiN o07: it's addicting
EinZTeiN o07: im lonely, ok.
EinZTeiN o07: leave me alone

EinZTeiN o07: tellin ya man
EinZTeiN o07: we need punching bag
zygoun: yeah
zygoun: or i can find a german chick
zygoun: have some really violent sex..

zygoun: one thing that's damn sure from the pictures of maxim
zygoun: is....milla has no boobs
EinZTeiN o07: she has flat boobs
EinZTeiN o07: who cares, she's hot
EinZTeiN o07: they call such a thing "petite"
zygoun: but...she's russian!
zygoun: well...she's only petite in that area...
EinZTeiN o07: not all russian has big boobs
EinZTeiN o07: russians are hairy
EinZTeiN o07: you should be thankful she's not

EinZTeiN o07: give me some sites to go to
zygoun: well u don't lke chemistry
zygoun: but i have a pretty tite site that shows u how to make acetone peroxide

zygoun: um....it takes 24 hours to form...
zygoun: but it's still pretty good use
zygoun: if i want to blow up kids infront of our appt

zygoun: it might feel good to have a casual relationship
zygoun: get laid once in a while
EinZTeiN o07: hahaha
EinZTeiN o07: you mean for the first time ever?

zygoun: like mentally,
zygoun: i wouldn't count myself as a "vigin"
EinZTeiN o07: you get laid mentally twice a day dude
EinZTeiN o07: or more
zygoun: well...just once....but from the time when i wake up till i fall asleep"

zygoun: like water staterd dripping off rom the ceilling of david's bathroom
zygoun: so david went up stairs to check with the people...o
zygoun: french chicks yo!
zygoun: and two french chicks lives upstairs
zygoun: and when david's in the appartment
EinZTeiN o07: they're naked?
zygoun: one of them knocked on the room door
zygoun: and the other one came out in towels
EinZTeiN o07: oOOOOOOOOOoOOOOoooooOO
EinZTeiN o07: wtf
EinZTeiN o07: i missed out
EinZTeiN o07: man
EinZTeiN o07: david sucks
zygoun: i know!
zygoun: i was praying for the ceiling to leak water again

zygoun: i think a woman is not complete until after 30
EinZTeiN o07: ewh
EinZTeiN o07: early menopause
EinZTeiN o07: dont leave out the possibility
zygoun: oh then no need for contraceptions
EinZTeiN o07: HA HA HA
zygoun: real "meat" all the time
EinZTeiN o07: i like how you work things out

zygoun: my lab TA from last quarter's german
zygoun: the face's alright
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha ha
EinZTeiN o07: damn dude
zygoun: but great body though
EinZTeiN o07: stop nailing TAs
zygoun: for some reason the german chicks got boobs that are so nicely shaped
zygoun: firm and big at the same time

EinZTeiN o07: what can i do to help you get over that girl
zygoun: i know a surest way
zygoun: cut my penis off

zygoun: i know
zygoun: i mean...i donno
zygoun: but u know...u donno too
zygoun: u know what i mean?
zygoun: lol
EinZTeiN o07: 2 words: you're drunk

zygoun: what was i thinking
EinZTeiN o07: girls?

zygoun: aiiiii
EinZTeiN o07: lemme guess
EinZTeiN o07: youve been ditching
zygoun: well....duh....
zygoun: only went to my econ class twice
EinZTeiN o07: that's associated with you as much as alcohol is

zygoun: and i should keep checking the TA's out
zygoun: and....i guess i can never keep up with the exponential curve can i...? hahahaha
EinZTeiN o07: yeah
EinZTeiN o07: stick with the TA
EinZTeiN o07: meh, i think it limits itself on 40
zygoun: logistic growth
zygoun: dude

zygoun: I'LL HAVE TO KILL THAT 3 WOMEN
zygoun: RAPE THEM AND KILL THEM AT THE SAME TIME
zygoun: SIMUTANEOUSLY
EinZTeiN o07: 3?
EinZTeiN o07: who?
zygoun: fate

EinZTeiN o07: the day carmen got a bf you'll be seeking a razorblade
zygoun: in door bbq party yo
zygoun: carbon monixide

EinZTeiN o07: yo
EinZTeiN o07 wants to directly connect (8:43:06 PM).
zygoun is now directly connected (8:43:09 PM).
zygoun: porn?
EinZTeiN o07: no

EinZTeiN o07: this is what my friend alex said about his friend greg
EinZTeiN o07: If GregMobile607 is away or offline, look for him at the showing of the PAssion of the Christ at AMC LA JOLLA 12.- Back row- middle seat - penis out- masturbating
zygoun: ..........................................................................
zygoun: i down grade myself to issues
EinZTeiN o07: yeah, bunch of sickos
zygoun: ur friends have problems
EinZTeiN o07: no no
EinZTeiN o07: you're still problems
EinZTeiN o07: they have GENITAL HERPES
EinZTeiN o07: and HIV positive
zygoun: and final stage testical cancer
EinZTeiN o07: yes
zygoun: lol
EinZTeiN o07: both testes

zygoun: when enthaply is negative....heat is given out right?
EinZTeiN o07: isnt entropy ALWAYS -
EinZTeiN o07: oh wait
EinZTeiN o07: you said enthalpy
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha
EinZTeiN o07: i dont know
EinZTeiN o07: i forgot what the heck that is
zygoun: oh c'mon
EinZTeiN o07: google it up
zygoun: yup

EinZTeiN o07: http://www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.com/
zygoun: yo man~ where are u from?
zygoun:
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zygoun: they can read my face yo
EinZTeiN o07: oh yeah, you turn red
zygoun: shit
zygoun: put ink on my face
EinZTeiN o07: haha and say waht
EinZTeiN o07: you just got attacked by a bunch of squids?
zygoun: i was fixing the printer?
EinZTeiN o07: i like the squids better

zygoun: damn
zygoun: keep downloading wrong movies!
EinZTeiN o07: dude
EinZTeiN o07: look for the keyword
EinZTeiN o07: "PORN"
zygoun: but this one's like "red light district brothel"
zygoun: man
EinZTeiN o07: haha that's not enough
EinZTeiN o07: it can be jsut about prostitution
EinZTeiN o07: not necessarily nudity
zygoun: chinese are not really that direct
zygoun: man
zygoun: at least some tits!
zygoun: red light district brothel yo

zygoun: 29 to 42!
zygoun: milf! milfs! milfs!
EinZTeiN o07: HAHHAHAHA
EinZTeiN o07: shiets
EinZTeiN o07: you ARE serious bout this
zygoun: yeah....milfs! milfs! milfs!

zygoun: *sob ToT
EinZTeiN o07: you have 4.074x10^13 m to study
zygoun: o_O?
EinZTeiN o07: thats 37h 40m in spacetime measurement

zygoun: i'd like to see that calculator banging its head on the wall
EinZTeiN o07: does a calculator even have a head?
EinZTeiN o07: how fast can caffeine kill you?
zygoun: um....must be slower than physics

zygoun: HCl and ethanol
zygoun: the only two chemicals u'll need in ur whole life

EinZTeiN o07: your grade just evaporated?
zygoun: um....not exactly
zygoun: the crystals got blown away by the ventilation system
zygoun: so did the grade

zygoun: one korean chick
zygoun: score almost perfect on both test
zygoun: 146 and 147
EinZTeiN o07: shiets
EinZTeiN o07: is she cute?
zygoun: nope
EinZTeiN o07: ah nvm then

EinZTeiN o07: http://core.t35.com/gallery.php?girl=jblalock
EinZTeiN o07: they got a whole bunch of pics of her
EinZTeiN o07: sooo hot
zygoun: mmmm
zygoun: can u get out of the room for a minute