7th post of the day

i'm such a loner, aren't i?

loner, loser, all those l-words that have negative written all over them.

parents are asleep, sister is off to bed, but apparently they forgot to turn the tv off. so with garnet crow's song playing, there it is on tv: the olympics. men's 3m springboard diving.

and all throughout six rounds of guys jumping twisting sommersaulting and whatnot in their speedos, the only sentence that ran through my head was "HIT THE BOARD, HIT THE DAMN BOARD!"

aren't olympics fun? you sit there watching all these things you don't usually watch just because you're waiting for some funny shit to happen. well, admit it. it's as frustrating as watching a fashion show on tv, waiting for some nipples to pop up. speaking of driving yourself nuts.

i heard of this somewhere, but it only reminded me of what first crossed my mind when i saw what they saw. i guess i'm not the only one thinking how stupid that thing is: MINI M&M's. what? did anyone EVER complain "dude, this m&m's too big for my mouth. i need smaller ones."

what were they thinking?