a follow-up

kristin wrote an entry talking about how the news headline about paris hilton's dog missing. i don't know what kind of dog that little piece of shit is, but whenever i go to malls or anywhere away from home, i see more and more people carrying that kind of a dog. and whenever i see those dogs, the first thing that comes to mind is "how far will that thing fly if i give it a kick?"

evil, but then again it's tempting. not my fault if the dog has "hey i'm little, kick me" written all over its face.

the following is a comment i put on kristin's x. it's long enough so i thought it deserves its own post.

you know the current teenager generation is pathetic when you see simple life won an award in teen choice. i mean, what's so good about 2 girls driving across the state screwing over with people's life for a couple of days? but then again, dolly parton once said "there is no such thing as a ba-a-a-ad publicity," after they named the cloned sheep after her. guess paris is trying to do the same.

did you see that one SNL where jimmy fallon interviewed paris?

jimmy: yeah, hilton hotels are worldwide, and i heard they're just finished building a new one in paris. is that true? does paris hilton really exist?

paris: yeah. it really does.

jimmy: so.. i just wanna clarify this... i heard they have DOUBLE OCCUPANCY... is that true?

paris: [smiles]

jimmy: mind if i check in?

that was a great one. go jimmy.