time is precious, waste it

if you've got too much time on your hand and nothing to talk about, any conversation that is aimed to be an intelligent one can end up with so much absurdity it's astonishing

DoctorPingPhang (4:24:18 PM): i want your soul
EinZTeiN o07 (4:24:24 PM): um
EinZTeiN o07 (4:24:26 PM): take sam's
EinZTeiN o07 (4:24:30 PM): mine's bitter
DoctorPingPhang (4:25:03 PM): well...like coffee...if i add enough sugar
DoctorPingPhang (4:25:04 PM): it will work
EinZTeiN o07 (4:25:12 PM): but you dont like coffe
EinZTeiN o07 (4:25:13 PM): e
EinZTeiN o07 (4:25:16 PM): so take sam's
DoctorPingPhang (4:25:31 PM): but souls do not taste like coffee
EinZTeiN o07 (4:25:37 PM): mine does
DoctorPingPhang (4:25:43 PM): prove it
EinZTeiN o07 (4:25:47 PM): ive tasted it
EinZTeiN o07 (4:25:51 PM): its mine
EinZTeiN o07 (4:25:52 PM): so i know
EinZTeiN o07 (4:26:04 PM): and its because I SAID SO
DoctorPingPhang (4:26:04 PM): but how would I know that you know
EinZTeiN o07 (4:26:06 PM): there
EinZTeiN o07 (4:26:08 PM): QED
DoctorPingPhang (4:26:35 PM): well, just because you said so does not make the fact absolutely true
DoctorPingPhang (4:26:51 PM): it could be an opinion or feeling
DoctorPingPhang (4:27:01 PM): perhaps your soul tastes like chicken to me
EinZTeiN o07 (4:27:19 PM): it's true for me
EinZTeiN o07 (4:27:25 PM): and it will be true for you also
DoctorPingPhang (4:27:28 PM): and until you give me a taste of your soul I cannot confirm nor deny the taste of chicken-ness in your soul
EinZTeiN o07 (4:27:29 PM): if i say so
DoctorPingPhang (4:27:51 PM): not necessarily
EinZTeiN o07 (4:27:52 PM): but chicken tastes like everything
DoctorPingPhang (4:28:03 PM): or does everything taste like chicken
EinZTeiN o07 (4:28:05 PM): how do you know it's chicken and not coffee
DoctorPingPhang (4:28:19 PM): protein molecules
EinZTeiN o07 (4:28:25 PM): explain
DoctorPingPhang (4:28:28 PM): that convey the taste of "chicken-ness"
DoctorPingPhang (4:28:58 PM): i do not want to explain...that requires effort
DoctorPingPhang (4:29:13 PM): and I rather focus that effort on making the society of two headed turtles
EinZTeiN o07 (4:29:26 PM): well before you explain and convince me about the NON-COFFEENESS of my soul
EinZTeiN o07 (4:29:36 PM): i'll hold true that my soul tastes like coffee
EinZTeiN o07 (4:29:41 PM): and nothing else
DoctorPingPhang (4:30:20 PM): but what exactly do you mean by the word "like"
EinZTeiN o07 (4:31:01 PM): that depends on the definition of "word"
DoctorPingPhang (4:31:18 PM): the depends on the definition of depends
EinZTeiN o07 (4:32:07 PM): but what is "definition"?
DoctorPingPhang (4:32:56 PM): it is the meaning or sense of meaning conveyed the sound made by own's mouth
DoctorPingPhang (4:33:16 PM): which means absolutely nothing
EinZTeiN o07 (4:33:35 PM): i have two objections to your way of defining definition
DoctorPingPhang (4:33:40 PM): so lets just quit...publish our conversation...and use it for money
EinZTeiN o07 (4:33:48 PM): first, you havent explained what MEANING is
EinZTeiN o07 (4:34:04 PM): second, how do you know its your mouth that makes the sound?
DoctorPingPhang (4:34:19 PM): how do you know it is your ass that excretes poo?
EinZTeiN o07 (4:34:39 PM): it's NOT
EinZTeiN o07 (4:34:50 PM): it's a divine intervention
DoctorPingPhang (4:34:54 PM): ha ha ha
EinZTeiN o07 (4:34:55 PM): the porcelain god does it
DoctorPingPhang (4:34:59 PM): what the?!
EinZTeiN o07 (4:35:00 PM): i believe if we keep this long enough we'll be able to publish some sort of philosophical book on how to waste time
DoctorPingPhang (4:35:15 PM): hm...
DoctorPingPhang (4:35:16 PM): good idea
DoctorPingPhang (4:35:33 PM): let us debate the essentialness of a straw hat
EinZTeiN o07 (4:35:43 PM): oh, it's VERY essential
DoctorPingPhang (4:35:52 PM): how so?
EinZTeiN o07 (4:35:56 PM): it's something all one piece fans must have
EinZTeiN o07 (4:35:59 PM): first of all
EinZTeiN o07 (4:36:06 PM): the crew name is the STRAW HAT PIRATES
EinZTeiN o07 (4:36:25 PM): obviously without a straw hat as their unique symbol, they wouldnt be the straw hate pirates
EinZTeiN o07 (4:36:37 PM): and second of all
EinZTeiN o07 (4:36:41 PM): read the first one
DoctorPingPhang (4:37:03 PM): ...i want the reindeer
DoctorPingPhang (4:37:08 PM): and his bag of evils
EinZTeiN o07 (4:37:22 PM): he doesnt have a bag of evils
EinZTeiN o07 (4:37:25 PM): thats medicine
EinZTeiN o07 (4:37:27 PM): to help people
DoctorPingPhang (4:37:34 PM): death spores
EinZTeiN o07 (4:37:44 PM): i can give you his blue nose
EinZTeiN o07 (4:37:53 PM): and his horns
EinZTeiN o07 (4:37:58 PM): but that will require you going to florida
DoctorPingPhang (4:38:07 PM): how about no...i want the jiggly puff costume instead
EinZTeiN o07 (4:38:43 PM): i want to be jigglypuff
DoctorPingPhang (4:38:50 PM): you said you wanted the duck
EinZTeiN o07 (4:38:50 PM): do you think people in florida can do it
EinZTeiN o07 (4:38:59 PM): whichever one
DoctorPingPhang (4:39:13 PM): i doubt it...
DoctorPingPhang (4:39:19 PM): if you implant something to make you round
EinZTeiN o07 (4:39:21 PM): do you think the plastic surgeon in florida can turn me into a pokemon?
DoctorPingPhang (4:39:28 PM): your skin may not handle the extra weight
EinZTeiN o07 (4:39:31 PM): hmm
DoctorPingPhang (4:39:34 PM): and just sag...so you will not be spherical
EinZTeiN o07 (4:39:38 PM): they can replace my sking
EinZTeiN o07 (4:39:46 PM): with something more flexible
EinZTeiN o07 (4:39:49 PM): like latex
DoctorPingPhang (4:39:53 PM): you do not want flexible
EinZTeiN o07 (4:40:01 PM): but jigglypuff bounces
EinZTeiN o07 (4:40:04 PM): and jiggles
DoctorPingPhang (4:40:05 PM): your skin is very elastic already
EinZTeiN o07 (4:40:17 PM): i want to ba able to bounce too
DoctorPingPhang (4:40:25 PM): no
DoctorPingPhang (4:40:27 PM): no bouncing
DoctorPingPhang (4:40:31 PM): only slap happy
EinZTeiN o07 (4:40:37 PM): happy slap?
EinZTeiN o07 (4:40:41 PM): slap slap slap
EinZTeiN o07 (4:40:54 PM): then a kick on the crotch
DoctorPingPhang (4:41:36 PM): ...okay...you want to win the battle...but not kill your opponent
EinZTeiN o07 (4:41:45 PM): thats not killing
DoctorPingPhang (4:41:46 PM): i mean...Sam may want kids in his life you know
EinZTeiN o07 (4:41:51 PM): but that will guarantee winning
EinZTeiN o07 (4:41:56 PM): sam does NOT want kids
EinZTeiN o07 (4:42:14 PM): he said himself "whats the point of bringing another soul to suffer in this world?"
DoctorPingPhang (4:42:14 PM): you could damage his production of testosterone
DoctorPingPhang (4:42:25 PM): ha hah a
DoctorPingPhang (4:42:28 PM): so messed up
EinZTeiN o07 (4:42:31 PM): it's ok, it'll be quite a while before he needs to use any
DoctorPingPhang (4:42:33 PM): sounds like sam
EinZTeiN o07 (4:42:41 PM): HE DID SAY THAT
DoctorPingPhang (4:42:48 PM): i know he would say that
EinZTeiN o07 (4:42:53 PM): good for you
DoctorPingPhang (4:43:01 PM): yay for me
EinZTeiN o07 (4:43:17 PM): and what do i get out of this?
DoctorPingPhang (4:44:07 PM): the satisfaction that you have increased my knowledge
EinZTeiN o07 (4:44:20 PM): or have i?
DoctorPingPhang (4:44:28 PM): stop that
DoctorPingPhang (4:44:32 PM): only i may say it
DoctorPingPhang (4:44:45 PM): because i can talk in a crappy british accent
EinZTeiN o07 (4:45:35 PM): crappy british accent does not associate "or have i" to you
EinZTeiN o07 (4:45:42 PM): i just got an idea
EinZTeiN o07 (4:45:49 PM): we should patent all the letters of the alphabet
EinZTeiN o07 (4:45:55 PM): that way we can make so much money
EinZTeiN o07 (4:46:02 PM): from the royalty
DoctorPingPhang (4:46:28 PM): it would not work
EinZTeiN o07 (4:47:17 PM): why not?
DoctorPingPhang (4:47:21 PM): just think about it
EinZTeiN o07 (4:47:33 PM): thinking.................
DoctorPingPhang (4:47:59 PM): and?
EinZTeiN o07 (4:48:07 PM): still thinking..............
DoctorPingPhang (4:49:46 PM): and?
EinZTeiN o07 (4:50:10 PM): ...................
EinZTeiN o07 (4:54:06 PM): im not picturing anything
DoctorPingPhang (4:54:18 PM): dang it
EinZTeiN o07 (4:54:21 PM): but ive received an enlightement
EinZTeiN o07 (4:54:25 PM): i am now
EinZTeiN o07 (4:54:28 PM): completely
DoctorPingPhang (4:54:33 PM): drunk
EinZTeiN o07 (4:54:37 PM): clueless of what we were talking about
DoctorPingPhang (4:54:45 PM): excellent
EinZTeiN o07 (4:54:49 PM): splendid
DoctorPingPhang (4:55:01 PM): now i do not need to pull something out of my ass to attempt to refute you
EinZTeiN o07 (4:55:27 PM): "True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all" ~Socrates
EinZTeiN o07 (4:55:49 PM): shall we continue this conversation at a later time
EinZTeiN o07 (4:56:04 PM): i have some business to attend to, if you'll excuse me
DoctorPingPhang (4:56:29 PM): you got to pee?
EinZTeiN o07 (4:56:35 PM): philosophy class
DoctorPingPhang (4:56:42 PM): loser

not everyday you can have such a moronic conversation - chances of that happening is about the same with chances of having an intelligent one everyday
based on that comparison, i think i can safely conclude that a moronic conversation is as valuable as an intelligent one

go out there and be a moron
only after you experience the sensation will you find out about what is so great about moronic attitude

as the old saying goes: do not underestimate the power of stupid people in large group
i think i can apply the same rule to moronic idiots like me
it's great being a moron
it's even greater being an idiot
do the math yourself and see what how much you get when they're combined