here's to the leprechaun

so it's saint patrick's day, you say
i say: so what?
so you get to walk around in green and yell out your irish pride, you say
i say: so what?
i've decided to wear red, along with other angry leprechauns

so random people get to pinch at you who don't wear green, you say
i say: so what?
so pinch 'em back i say! that's sexual harassment, disguised at its finest!
so what?
if that initiates a fight, great!
that's what the irish people called "fighting spirit":
they fight for no apparent reason

so people walk around facing the ground looking for 4-leaf clovers, you say
i say: so what?
those kinda things only mutate in ireland
and if you ever find one around here in san diego
don't be surprised; even the leprechauns
know sandiego is a much better place to be

so imagine one day the leprechauns took over our land, you say
i say: so what?
so we'll all be enslaved by little midgets in green, foolio! you say
i say: so what?

that's still much better than having the french invades us