damn little bastard

quote from a match report between manchester united and charlton athletic this morning, one which united won 3-1.

A chip through from Wayne Rooney allowed Van Nistelrooy to spring the offside trap. The Dutchman drew Stephan Andersen and slotted the ball goalwards - only for Charlton defender Hermann Hreidarsson to produce a last-gasp block.

But United took the lead when Rooney stole possession on the right and dashed into the penalty box. His cut-back was touched on by Darren Fletcher and Smith drilled home.

Rooney skipped his way through a barrage of bodies on the edge of the area, before firing a low strike just wide of Andersen's right-hand post.

Five minutes later, though, Rooney ran past four defenders and chipped into the box for Van Nistelrooy, who collected it expertly on his chest, spun marker Chris Powell and fired into the net.

what a crazy mothafucka. that little shit's everywhere. not that i'm complaining, but if he keeps doing this he will get shot in the head before he gets a chance to play in the world cup.

but regardless, i'm delighted that roo and ruud are forming such an incredible partnership. good job, lads.