classy boredom

well, not really, but this is what happened when a bored person wanted to have something to do while waiting for her laptop's battery to run out.

1384: 2% left
1384: im countin down
e: you're bored, arent you
1384: haha
1384: yeah
1384: come ooooooooon computer
1384: this last 2% is taking forever
1384: oooh, 1%
1384: here it comes
1384: i can feel it
1384: ....anytime now

....

e: is it dead yet?
1384: haha
1384: obviously not
1384: anytime now
1384: um
1384: um um um
1384: taking up energy
1384: la la la
1384: hurry
1384: hurryyyyyyyyyyyyy
1384: come on
1384: this comp is fightin it
1384: blah
1384: blah blah
1384: blah blah blah
1384: blaahhdy boop
1384: ndioawdwqoihfefnoie
1384: hahahaha
1384: nojoljcsoid diodjna:Ojdisn
1384: rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
e: that actually sounds nordic
1384: hahaha
1384: here it comes
e: uh huh
1384: wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
e: riiiight
1384: and....im dead
1384: right now
1384: how about now?
e: say it with anger!
1384: riiiiiiight....NOW
1384: NOW!!!!!
1384: .....please?
1384: it says 0%
1384: hahahahahah
1384: it wont die!!
e: it's not dead yet
e: persistent little thang, aint he
1384: no kidding
1384: come ON
1384: die die die
1384: waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1384: ee feo jafmiejfmcjifgerf jifniojniore'aj DIE

1384 has gone offline.

that spanned a period of about 7 minutes.