happy birthday kevin

today's david's birthday. and guess what his birthday present for himself is? going to the lab to extract proteins until the new sun rises.

poor guy. you can tell right away that a person is suffering and unhappy with his current life when that person starts an AIM conversation with you like this:

DoctorPingPhang: AH BITCH!!!!
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha ha
EinZTeiN o07: how's your bday
DoctorPingPhang: ...
DoctorPingPhang: it is a sign of things to come
DoctorPingPhang: "what did you do on your birthday?"..."I went to lab."
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha ha
DoctorPingPhang: BITCH!
EinZTeiN o07: foreseeing your future?
DoctorPingPhang: i have seen it...and it was ugly
EinZTeiN o07: yeah dude
EinZTeiN o07: when are you coming back
DoctorPingPhang: tomorrow
DoctorPingPhang: why?
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha
DoctorPingPhang: you want me ot buy you beer?
EinZTeiN o07: NO
DoctorPingPhang: stop using my power to kill you
EinZTeiN o07: i was thinking we should go eat dinner or somethin
DoctorPingPhang: aight
DoctorPingPhang: we will see
EinZTeiN o07: but it seems that your proteins keep you busy
DoctorPingPhang: ....
DoctorPingPhang: i will kill you
DoctorPingPhang: sleep with one eye open
EinZTeiN o07: and tara told me to come over and get drunk
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha ha ha
EinZTeiN o07: i wont be home tonight, i dont think
EinZTeiN o07: if i pass out at her place
DoctorPingPhang: ...
DoctorPingPhang: i am not going to detox for you!
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha ha
DoctorPingPhang: i am not that good of a friend
EinZTeiN o07: keep your phone on
DoctorPingPhang: ha ha ha
DoctorPingPhang: no!
EinZTeiN o07: i might call you from the detox
DoctorPingPhang: true friends say we fucked up together
DoctorPingPhang: i am not your friend
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha ha bitch
DoctorPingPhang: ...
DoctorPingPhang: yep
DoctorPingPhang: i love my power
EinZTeiN o07: bio powa?
DoctorPingPhang:
"hey dave...can you pick me up from de..."
"......
...
No...Click"
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha ha
EinZTeiN o07: its aight
DoctorPingPhang: yeah
EinZTeiN o07: i wont do anything stupid
EinZTeiN o07: or, anything TOO stupid
DoctorPingPhang: like get tara pregnant
EinZTeiN o07: like that
DoctorPingPhang: and then I have to protect tara from stairs
EinZTeiN o07: yeah
EinZTeiN o07: hahahahaha
DoctorPingPhang: stay away from the staris
EinZTeiN o07: will do
DoctorPingPhang: ...
DoctorPingPhang: good
DoctorPingPhang: also...remember that alcohol is absorbed better through injection
DoctorPingPhang: think about it
EinZTeiN o07: .....
EinZTeiN o07: i need needle
DoctorPingPhang: ...
DoctorPingPhang: i think I still have acess to the the ER
DoctorPingPhang: give me thrity minutes
DoctorPingPhang: a ski mask
DoctorPingPhang: and a duffle bag
EinZTeiN o07: ha ha ha ha
DoctorPingPhang: what?
EinZTeiN o07: medical marijuana?
DoctorPingPhang: ....
DoctorPingPhang: no
EinZTeiN o07: bring me some
EinZTeiN o07: come on
DoctorPingPhang: they do not have that
EinZTeiN o07: we can sell it on ebay
DoctorPingPhang: i checked
EinZTeiN o07: they just want you to think they dont have it
DoctorPingPhang: no...
EinZTeiN o07: it's hidden somewhere
DoctorPingPhang: seriously
DoctorPingPhang: they do not have that
EinZTeiN o07: it's hidden
EinZTeiN o07: seriously
EinZTeiN o07: dont let the system fool you
DoctorPingPhang: IT'S NOT LEGAL IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA!!!!
DoctorPingPhang: THEY CANNOT HAVE IT!
EinZTeiN o07: it's hidden
DoctorPingPhang: Bitch
DoctorPingPhang: come here so i can hit you

yeah, poor guy