Saturday, January 15, 2005

78,000 boos must have meant something

blogs have been used to comment on a recent issue. well, time for me to make an entry on ashlee simpson, since she seems to be at a vertical asymptote.

so the news is that she was caught LIP-SYNC-ing at SNL, then claiming that her band played the wrong song. poor band. i think they played good, she just sang bad. or, sorry, she LIP-SYNC-ed bad.

then there was this news about her getting booed by 78,000 people during the half-time show of a football game. 78,000 boos and she keeps going? that either means she just doesn't get the message (which case she's a complete idiot), or she's got too much confidence to think the boos were directed to her. but whichever one (or maybe even both), that incident is a proof that the voice of people isn't being heard. never was, never is, never will. democracy will never work in a land of the free because the people think that they're free to ignore democracy. which case, of course, nothing will work.

then i came across an online petition for getting rid of ashlee. here's a few that i think was good:

37. Bart Simpson: Homer, please change our last name to Flanders or something so they wont think we're related.
99. Jeff Karsh: Go work at the GAP, Ashlee.
1433. Yuri Polockov: In soviet russia we kill you!!!!
20621. Elanor Monaghan: You should stop before the acid reflux gets any worse. It's for your own good, honestly.
20635. Jennifer: The decline of western music does not need your help. Please stop so that I may once again flip on the radio without fear of being subjected to even the first few notes of your "music".
20638. brett matthews: I am available for lip syncing opportunities
20678. Brian C.: ...and don't run for gov. of California, either!
20696. OJ Simpson: Even I'm embarrassed to share her name!!!
15938. Michelle S.: Ashlee, If you ever make it to Heaven, I will make sure Tupac shoots you with his AK-47.
13099. Michael Perera: Let alone being a trained monkey, she's a badly trained monkey.
13088. Ashlee has a gigantic vagina: I bet her lower lips sing better than her upper ones

the funny thing is, even the ones who think ashlee's a good singer, also sign the petition, even though it's clearly stated on the title that it's "The Stop Ashlee Simpson" petition. this goes to show how ignorant these people are. people like:

1469. Jason: I LOVE ASHLEE!!!
1467. John: ASHLEE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1470. Jack: Go Ashlee!!! she is awesome! i do not like this petition!

and then there are also even worse people that just totally amuse me:

1462. Eric R.: How do i sign up again?

the apparent decline in the IQ level of mankind is getting more apparent. this world will soon be controlled by women. or worse, ducks.

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