need help

really, i do.

think of a man, a brilliant physics professor, british, 28 years old, black hair, wears glasses, always dresses neat (hems and khakis and ties), ambitious, clumsy, has a high sense of humor, very prideful, never wants to give up on an argument because he always thinks he's the right one, has a somewhat childish nature, reads japanese manga, sucks at any kinds of sport, loves wine and hard liquor (vodka), dislikes facial hair.

what would be an appropriate name for this man? first and last. middle also if you're that creative. remember, has to sound british.