happy birthday, meethz

how do chickens fertilize their eggs? it can't possibly be internal fertilization since we hardly see chickens humping each other, roosters don't have a penis, and the hens lay the eggs out anyway. so it has to be external fertilization. but how? once the egg is laid, the yolk is protected with a thick shell. how do the male chicken penetrate through this thick shell? do they actually have a thin needle-like penis that becomes active at night to inject their sperm into the egg and fertilize it? that sounds outrageous. now think about it: usually after the eggs are laid, the female chicken would sit on their eggs and then the eggs would eventually hatch to become chicks, so maybe the female chickens are actually the one possessing this thin needle-like penis to fertilize their own eggs? but if that's true, then female chickens would be hermaphrodite and we would never need male chickens to be around. maybe male chickens really do hump female chickens at night when all the chicken farmers are asleep. maybe they actually have internal fertilization. maybe all this egg-laying procedure is just one big conspiracy to trick human beings into thinking that they have external fertilization. maybe the egg already has a live chick in it when it's laid, and all the female chicken has to do is warm it up by sitting on it. that's right. maybe the chickens are deceiving us. maybe they actually have hot, passionate sex when the farmers aren't watching.

and happy easter to you too.

on that subject, don't you ever wonder too why t-rexs have such short arms? what are those for? and because their arms are so short, how do they pick their noses? how do they scratch their backs? how do they masturbate? maybe the caves in the prehistoric era really did serve a purpose, but then again if this theory were to be true, they'd all be covered in dinosaur semen.