a smirnoff and three shots of bacardi

am i drunk?

i do not know.

i think i am.

or am i?

i made at least one mistake for every word i type so i think i'm not sober anymore.

but this can't be drunk, can it?

no it can't i can't even buzz.

i mean, i'm not even buzzed. or am i?

i think im not gonna hit backspance anymore. see how bad this goes.

here's a quseiton: can you even et drunk wqithout getting busszzed at all? ilike ive seaid before... im not buzzedf. im just doing stupid thing.

sams; bapassing out on the bflolosr now. i think he's drunk. it hinks he's passing out. and hwe hjust makes the funnisest slnoring noise ever. hwhahaahahahhahahah.

oshit i need to peee. peesinng's done. that's the thid thi.. dammint. that's the third time i did that.

i saweat.. shit. i sware.. swear im not drunk. i mean you cakn't possibly get drunk without evertn vb... bah. gettiing buzzed, right? i'm not even light-headed in the slightet.. slightest. im just losing my apbility ti to type and i talk ablot and i layugh alot. ilove this post, one day si.. im gonna look ab.. back at this and laugh the hell out of my ass.

sam said rum or, i mtean... mean the bacardi du.. rum we boutg.. boutgh.. bt.. bought tastes like ass thats been mosl.. molested bu ... by a gre.. dick that's wearing a green a[p[[ppl;e.. apple acon.. condom. holy shit look at all that hthypy.. typo. i love this. can a.. is there a condom that ht.. tastes like green apple? i.. sam said there'a.. there's some that tastes like bananan and strawberrty. it woudl.. waht .. wait. what am i trying to say? i dunno. how cna a condom tastes like strawberry or babanana? bthas's.. that's jusdt so wrong.

ao..so about dfre.. frew..frety.. frery.. goddamnit. freynel. there. t.. frreytnellent.. freynel les. LERN,..klfxjnkslidfh;ioasdyfgoidsyg; bah. freynel lens. woohoho no typi.. typo. fuyckm. fer.. freynel lens. freyl.. n. freynel lens. freynel lens. fren.. freynel lens. freynle lens. frehyneln lens; ok sl.. klelet's stop that./ sams and i taklked about fraetynell lends and we decided that we shoudl have at least one small lents in our wallet lall the time just we intcanse.. in case we got stranded in some desolate island. that ways wercan.. we dcan can make a finer.. fire!Q opteht otherwise we;ll never get sanve. savedfl saved. therwe/ aasdjhasio;dpa. whay am i even blogging. this isnt wrigng. right. shit

btt.. t.. by the way,. i got a vcoffee datbele. rable. table.,ialways.. my water boiler doesnt shuty off by tislefgs and i always. repeat always., forget that im boilking water. as arelsutls. sre.. result our aparattment has always been so huvbmidbecvuwe. humid because of that all the water vaper from the water oibls. boiurld. bourld. boul. boileed.boiler. waterb ould. i givel tup. youvet . youget the poitnl. so i got a coffee table and put it next to me so that way i dont even have to woklem. work on remember ing to turn it off. it'sright nexdt to me. i can't possibly forgot! wyayayayayay. yay!!!@#!@#!@#!@#!% oidhfszkl;jfdha;klfjh

i love tyopau typisn typidn typing like this. yay. ok fuck im gtoinnna post this now before im too ashanmed to dpost this up.

lert me remidn you that im not drunk. no no no n. im jsut losing my aability to know wheret ehe lkeys are in on may kpowerboks