disclaimer?

i think i should probably put a disclaimer in this blog.

something along the lines of "everything that is being posted here is either an irony, a joke, a satire, a sarcasm, or something of the same sort, and thus should NEVER be taken seriously. people who have had heart problems in the past or people who are overly sensitive to certain issues, including but not limited to sexism, sadism, masochism, feminism, racism, love problems, relationship issues, gender change, abortion, euthanasia, politics, physics, mathematics, biology, chemistry, etc etc etc, should NOT be visiting this blog. i do not hold responsibility for any damage caused, mentally, spiritually, or physically."