doctor jones

sam called to complain about kevin and i dropping him down the river. he was worried that there might me sharp rocks at the bottom.

now i feel obliged to continue the story.

kevin and i weren't actually THAT bad. we decided to go help sam out since he was too wasted to swim back to the shore, but we did not want to jump in and drag him to the shore because the river was uber-gross. sharp rocks, however, weren't something that should be his main concern.



sorry, sam. you're fucked.

by the way, don't tell me there's no alligator in mississippi river. i am PERFECTLY AWARE of that. let's just say that i like to do things that nature does not.