AH! IT BURNS!

e: yeah, i kinda figured where you were from the fact that you didnt reply my message.
zyg: yup.
e: i mean, i'd rather have no reply than some weird ass one.
zyg: weird?
e: yea, remember when i txtd you "dude, L died! L FUCKING DIED!" i got a reply that says "this is not sam, we're not making out."
zyg: ...... at least you didn't get "this is sam, i have a long penis."
e: ........ get out.