11 solution pages and 27 pieces of scrap paper wasted

i hooked up with taylor expansion on friday night in what was supposed to be a one-night stand.

four days later, i'm still stuck with her and the sex has been unbelievably terrible.

in space, no one can hear you scream...

at the sight of this.

although i'm pretty darn sure that no one would care whether or not you have your pants on, either.

it seems like my sister has a bad habit of punching her friends. this habit had gotten so bad that her friends got her a punching bag for christmas, hoping that she'd channel her anger at the punching bag instead. but apparently she still likes punching boys a lot better than punching bags, and the punching bag ended up collecting dust in her room.

so i took it.



i think i'm going to put this in my office so everytime i have to deal with frustrating students i won't end up punching them in the face.

rain, rain, don't go away

for coralsnake@APF. prompt: usopp x kaya.

FAQ:
** why does the girl not look like kaya?
if you close your eyes and think of kaya really really hard, i bet it'll start to look like her.

** what's your favorite bit?
the machine thing usopp's fixing.

** what's up with the rain?
no idea, it's been raining this whole week and i'm enjoying it.

** why is usopp fixing the bloody thing outside when he can do it in a garage or something?
usopp likes getting all wet. he thinks it's sexy.

i may be a thief, but i only steal hearts.

i was so tired last night that when i was using a ruler to draw a building, i pulled a line PERPENDICULAR to the ruler.

and then fell asleep on my desk for half an hour.

oh, stevie, is this what you comic artists have to deal with?

cold temperature causes testicles to snuggle.

when i draw something good, people tend to like it. because of this, i often get questions such as "how did you draw so well?" or "how did you even get the idea?" in various netspeak manners, most notably in the form of AUDAISUDGHLASJDH OMG LOL WUT.

to be honest, whenever i encounter these questions, i feel utterly perplexed since i really don't know how to answer this question. i can, however, tell you what i do when i draw something worthy that i then put up online on places such as deviantart: i take my pants off.

i'm not an exhibitionist, and that's why i never usually come up with anything worthy of showing when i go draw outside with my friends. but when i'm alone in my room and i'm in a drawing mood, my pants always get in the way; they restrict the movements of my thigh, my butt, and especially, my crotch. that's why i take them off. now, don't get me wrong: i still have my boxers on because being buttnaked is equally uncomfortable, especially when the room gets stuffy and my butt starts to get sweaty and sticks onto the chair's cushion.

does being pants-less actually allow me to produce a good drawing? i don't know. but it certainly is consistent with the theory that human beings have their brain located in their butt; that's why we tend to come up with several good ideas when our butt can breathe. how many good ideas have you ever come up with when you're taking shower? when you're taking a dump? when you're sleeping naked? most of the more decent drawings that i've done were done while i only had my boxers on. most of the ideas for these drawings came when i was taking a long dump or showering. it might be a vulgar thing for me to share this with you guys in my flist, but it's a fact i cannot deny, and i'm quite sure some of you have a similar experience.

so, people: when you see someone wearing nothing but their underwear, please don't yell at them to put something on; your impulsive remark could be hindering the next monumental idea that may end up saving the world, curing AIDS, or simply producing a comic strip that will make your day.