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google's page widget thingies are lovely. i put random quote widget thingy on my google frontpage and it keeps me amused everyday.

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
- John Maynard Keynes

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

Exit, pursued by a bear.
- William Shakespeare

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
- George Burns

The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.
- Lord Acton

and since david couldn't get the herpes quote out of his mind:

fairchild: the fastest way to break up a couple is---
stranz: herpes!

that, or ebola, if you have a lot of monkey sex.

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