Food For Thoughts

Tying a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue? That is so middle school.

Never thought "Hey baby, I eat grilled cheese everyday for breakfast" could be a pick-up line, huh?

Goddamn Superstition

Ever wonder why your teacher gave you so many assignments?

16 Oz Of Whipped Cream

I apologize for being politically incorrect and slightly offensive, but can someone say "pussy-whipped"?


Three comics this week! Hopefully that makes up for the lack of comics last week.

Lasting Impression

But hey, whatever turns you on, missy.

Gender Equality

Nothing beats a good toilet humor to strike up a conversation with a girl you just met.

Got me more dates than a slap in the face. Really.

Battle Of Good And Evil

What? Would YOU try to solve a dilemma with two of your roommates in the nude?

To Do Or Not To Do

Comic Artist Rule Of Thumb #23: When uncertain on how to advance the plot, introduce magical creatures.

Like Arrancars, box animals, or even giant toads.

Modern Newtonianism

Huh? Why are you looking at me like that? At this day and age, everyone reads news via their cellphone/laptop in the toilet. What's that? You're saying no one does that but me?

Man, you're all a bunch of weirdos.