Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
WAITT - hole in one
it's probably a good thing that i never have the guts to do all the things that my mind comes up with.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
walking around naked isn't as comfortable as some people made it out to be
no, really. i've tried it.
so after graduating from UC irvine with a master's degree in physics, i did what most college graduates do after they get their degree: i moved back home with my parents. i have a a part-time job teaching physics at a community college, but my salary isn't enough to rent a studio apartment for myself, and thus moving back home was the only viable option.
but now my parents are gone; they went back to indonesia until the end of this month. and my sister has moved back to the dorms. this means i have the entire 3-bedroom 2-bath house all to myself. plus the front and backyard. and now i'm here wondering what everyone would be wondering given this particular situation: what to do?
if you have any brilliant ideas, feel free to let me know. i've lived by myself for awhile, but have never actually been left with an empty house all for myself for an entire month.
the first thing that came to mind was to walk around naked. i walk around in my underwear even when my parents are around, so that's nothing new. but naked, that's something new. so i did, only to go back to my boxer briefs and tanks five minutes later. girls may have no problem walking around naked, but when you have a pair of golden balls dangling off your crotch, the only thing that you wish for as you wander around the house is some support. this became even more apparent when i tried to blast through a room full of stormtroopers with a nunchuk and a wiimote.
someone suggested that i sing at the top of my lungs, but this was nothing new either, as my parents are used to me playing guitar and singing at the top of my lungs at 3 or 4am.
then i asked chang and he suggested to watch porn in the living room, on the big TV with full blast surround sound, just to see if it feels any different from watching porn on a tiny computer, in the middle of the night after everyone else is asleep, with light from the computer monitor as the only light source. this to me sounds like a very interesting proposal. it is very unfortunate that i do not own any porn DVDs or have the ability to burn porn onto a DVD.
so now i ask you, what other brilliant ideas do you have?
so after graduating from UC irvine with a master's degree in physics, i did what most college graduates do after they get their degree: i moved back home with my parents. i have a a part-time job teaching physics at a community college, but my salary isn't enough to rent a studio apartment for myself, and thus moving back home was the only viable option.
but now my parents are gone; they went back to indonesia until the end of this month. and my sister has moved back to the dorms. this means i have the entire 3-bedroom 2-bath house all to myself. plus the front and backyard. and now i'm here wondering what everyone would be wondering given this particular situation: what to do?
if you have any brilliant ideas, feel free to let me know. i've lived by myself for awhile, but have never actually been left with an empty house all for myself for an entire month.
the first thing that came to mind was to walk around naked. i walk around in my underwear even when my parents are around, so that's nothing new. but naked, that's something new. so i did, only to go back to my boxer briefs and tanks five minutes later. girls may have no problem walking around naked, but when you have a pair of golden balls dangling off your crotch, the only thing that you wish for as you wander around the house is some support. this became even more apparent when i tried to blast through a room full of stormtroopers with a nunchuk and a wiimote.
someone suggested that i sing at the top of my lungs, but this was nothing new either, as my parents are used to me playing guitar and singing at the top of my lungs at 3 or 4am.
then i asked chang and he suggested to watch porn in the living room, on the big TV with full blast surround sound, just to see if it feels any different from watching porn on a tiny computer, in the middle of the night after everyone else is asleep, with light from the computer monitor as the only light source. this to me sounds like a very interesting proposal. it is very unfortunate that i do not own any porn DVDs or have the ability to burn porn onto a DVD.
so now i ask you, what other brilliant ideas do you have?
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