memorable lines

harold and kumar go to white castle is hilarious. not witty funny like dodgeball, but still quite intelligent in terms of jokes. take kumar, a genius indian guy who don't really give a crap about anything, and harold, a korean guy who is probably the unluckiest person alive. pair them together, and you get a great couple that's about as funny as jackie chan and owen wilson, only without the actions.

go watch, if you haven't.

during a med-school applicant interview:
kumar: see, i don't really want to go to a medical school. i just want my dad to keep paying for my apartment.
interviewer: but you got a perfect MCAT score!
kumar: so? i'm hung like a horse but that doesn't mean i have to be a porn star.

throughout the whole movie:
harold: fuck.

in some forest:
kumar: i've got a bad news, and a worse news.
harold: give me the worse news first.
kumar: the cheetah took us in the wrong direction.
harold: ..... and the bad news?
kumar: your laptop's broken.
harold: WHAT?! why didn't you tell me that first? how can that NOT be the worse news?
kumar: well, you see, the one about the laptop only affects YOU, while the other one concerns the both of us, so it's worse.

in princeton unversity campus:
kumar: no one's got weed? what kind of ivy league school is this?

when kumar was peeing in some bushes
[freaky guy approaches]
kumar: um, sir... i'm just wondering---
guy: EH?
kumar: yeah, um, i'm..
guy: EEH?
kumar: of all the bushes in here, why did you have to choose this one to pee on?
guy: what? is this your bush?
kumar: um, no, but i got here first---
guy: EEEH?
kumar: .......
[silence]
[guy looks down at kumar]
[silence]
guy: nice penis.
kumar: ..... thanks.
[kumar runs]