chicken for dinner?

my powerbook AND my scanner fit in my backpack. and it's not even heavy. this is awesome. now i can do my shit anywhere, anytime, and i can scan it anywhere, anytime.

i'll try scanning while taking a dump next time. that ought to be fun.

koi suru kotoshika dekinai mitai

i think i just fucked myself (and the entire class) over.

quantum midterm today went great. perfect, if i may show some overconfidence. finished the entire 4-problem test in 15 minutes and walked out. branson looked at me, gave a nasty smile and said "it was too easy, huh?"

i smiled back, trying not to look like a jackass, and replied "well, it just happens to be the right material that i studied for."

branson smiled again. he didn't even budge a bit and asked again, "it was too easy, huh?"

"it was fair," was my last reply.

then i walked out.

2nd midterm is so going to rape everyone in the shithole, but let's not worry about it for now.

toast.

i love punani

men's dream to screw twins:

e1n: read my away msg
ck: ......
ck: can i do both at the same time?
ck: i mean...dual flora chan
e1n: oooo
e1n: dual natalie portman
ck: shit!
e1n: two kim smith
ck: man!!
ck: i need to learn clonning!
e1n: shit yo
e1n: you learn that shit
e1n: then i'll just suck up
e1n: im leaving it to you man
ck: screw 1 successful case out of 10000 tries
e1n: i have faith in you
e1n: oh yeah, totally
e1n: well, if 10000 tries all have punani
e1n: we can still screw them
ck: amy's asking what's punani
e1n: it's a tropical fruit
ck: good??
e1n: oh yeah
e1n: tasty
e1n: and juicy
ck: where can u get it?
e1n: you should try it
ck: i want it
ck: do u have it?'
e1n: um
e1n: find a jamaican store
e1n: no i dont have it
e1n: i wish

eigenstate

i love my T610 ericsson. depending on how you set it on a flat surface, it gives different amplitudes of vibration.

and tonight i discovered one that minimizes the vibration. that way i wouldn't hear the vibration and don't actually have to feel bad about not picking up phonecalls.

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just for fun, i will change the blog subtitle occasionally.

by occasionally i mean whenever i can find a good, funny quote i'd like to share.